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LOOKIN' STRAIGHT GRIZZLY

cashewdani: So, today I made someone angry at an interview, got caught in a monsoon under the arch in Washington Square Park huddled in a corner with 6 ladies I became very intimate with, and had to go to Forever 21 with Amy to buy new clothes we were so drenched.  Oh, and I ate food with my hands after riding public transportation without washing them, so I probably have 3 hours left to live. But, I also rode the subway with Gossip Girl before eating risotto, so…

cashewdani:

So, today I made someone angry at an interview, got caught in a monsoon under the arch in Washington Square Park huddled in a corner with 6 ladies I became very intimate with, and had to go to Forever 21 with Amy to buy new clothes we were so drenched.  Oh, and I ate food with my hands after riding public transportation without washing them, so I probably have 3 hours left to live.

But, I also rode the subway with Gossip Girl before eating risotto, so…

lexxercise:

I did these a while ago on /co/ while anon and keep forgetting to post them, so here you go!

k1tten-boy: Darren was SO sick. He sounded so congested and he was coughing. He tried to shake hands with us but he was like “oh man I’m sick” so he stuck out his elbow and we shook elbows. THE ASSHOLE I CAN’T

k1tten-boy:

Darren was SO sick. He sounded so congested and he was coughing. He tried to shake hands with us but he was like “oh man I’m sick” so he stuck out his elbow and we shook elbows. THE ASSHOLE I CAN’T

spacegiants:

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)

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Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig hosting Saturday Night Live.

I really wish I could stop coughing/my throat didn’t kill. Booooo sickness.